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Shoutouts
You know who you are, but I'll throw you on here anyway. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you shouldn't be here looking!

A Shoutouts page lets me say hello and share a few inside jokes over the web. This isn't one of my own, but it was too funny. I had to leave it alone. Well some of it alone. I leave it to you to figure out which is real and which isn't.

Waterfalls
Monica
AKA Hot Lips, you're the best friend anyone ever had. But don't tell Tania you forgot where you left the car -- *again*.

Until you send me a good pic, you get to be this alien, mainly because she has such a pretty smile, just like you.
 

Ryan
The one who keeps me going when I want to give up, Ryan you're the best.

For now, you are this guy -- friendly but just a little bit weird... okay, a whole lot weird. Who loves you, baby?!

Tree-lined gateway

Baboon
Joe "Josephina/Allen McFallen"
"No, don't worry, you've got plenty of time to monkey around!" Heheheh, famous last words from my cousin with a vivid imagination.